A lot of these gun nuts will say stuff like “People are demanding gun control but most of them probably couldn’t even tell you a stock .455 glockenheimer’s carbonate load.” You got me. I don’t really need to be a gun expert to know I don’t want them to kill me. Like if I go […]
[Continue reading] about What I know about AKs and AR-15s?Boston Dynamics
I keep seeing these videos from Boston Dynamics with robots doing backflips and holding doors for each other. Everyone is freaking out about the robot uprising, but I’m just happy to see Boston has a dynamic other than the racial one. – @ProfessorDoye
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I just saw they’re re-booting “Overboård.” It you haven’t seen Russell kidnaps Goldie Hawn when she is amnesia and makes her work off her debt and raise his kids…. I want to watch that just so I see them at an office party like, “Sooooo, how’d you twoneeW’
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POLITICS is like PORN. If people find out what you’re into, Y U’RE GONNA LOSE SOME FRIENDS. JasonAllenKing.com @KingJasonAllen
[Continue reading] about Politics is like Porn…Bad parenting, great execution
Before my dad walked out on me he started a game of hide and seek, Brilliant move, I used brag about h’ow dad had done nothing but play with me for years, Wes-Shatley
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“I’m fairly certain that the only reason I was born crippled was because God knew I wouldn’t be able to resist the urge to become a stripper.” —Ally Bruener @BRUEapdSNE
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My cousin just got a job programming A1 software. I’m jealous of his ability to make friends at work. @TheChrisSchmidt
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Imagine the ridicule the first guy to shave his beard must have gone through. Do you have any idea ot the balls it must have taken to be to pull oft being the first man to change his face to look more like a boy? Not only Dull it off, but influence other men to […]
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I finally decided to lose weight. Not because I wanted to live longer or get a “revenge bodil after my break up. But because I’m getting dangerously close to being fat enough where if I get shot it will be labelled another example of a mass shooting. Mike Amory @TheMikeAmory
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I was at the club the other night and I realized this. The club is the only place where you can begin your interaction with another human being with what is essentially sexual assault. Hear me out. You can just kind of rub your semi-erect penis on a girl’s ass while dancing, and she has […]
[Continue reading] about Thou Shalt Not Grind Without ConsentCheap way to get a laugh
I don’t do dirty jokes a lot of comics do them I think it’sa really cheap way to get a laugh maybe I’m being judgemental” “it’s just not my cup of jizz” Natasha Leggero
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“Children, exams are important. lb gou don’t do well in exams you’ll end up like me…Happy.
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I wonder if one day, grammar nazis will be called grammar aft-right… Martin Savoie @MartSL
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As a kid I knew very little b t country music. So imagine my surpris as n oui adult man when I fo Faith Hill is actually r al person Growing up I always t oughy Faith Hill was just a confederate war memorial that Tini MéGraw— was married to. @Gri11-Yow-
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