I was at the club the other night and I
realized this.
The club is the only place where you can
begin your interaction with another human
being with what is essentially sexual assault.
Hear me out. You can just kind of rub your
semi-erect penis on a girl’s ass while
dancing, and she has about ten seconds to
either dance away or continue the grind.
That kind of shit doesn’t work anywhere else.
Trust me I’ve tried.
You can’t pull that stunt in the produce
section at the supermarket.
No. You need a fully erect penis for that.
– Alex PT @covfefeaddict