TONGUE-IN CHEEK IS A TONGUE-IN-CHEEK WAY TO SAY ASS TO MOUTH. @NICKOHLESSA
sex has always been awkward for me, I’m terrible at reading body language and contracts AlexAvery @AIexAveryisdead
Going to therapy is like flossing. If you don’t do it enough you’ll be in the bathroom bleeding. @PhillipDameron
Sometimes I go like this *uyuh uyuh uyuh* And then I stop This has been one of those times
You can tell which of your friends are into weird porn by how passionately they advocate for internet privacy.
If you can’t find it at Walmart, you don’t need it. Bert James
The primary purpose of your pinky toe is to periodically check if your furniture is still hard. @wyattfeegrado