i Health insurance is notoriously crappy when it comes to covering mental illness. Like if I decided to kill myself by putting a bunch of rocks into my pocket and walking into the ocean, my insurance would charge me a copay on the rocks And then bill me for using an out-of-network body of water. […][Continue reading] about Health Insurance Sucks
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The closest I will ever get to parenting is when I buy a. new cell phone and have to teach it all the curse words. Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles[Continue reading] about Duck having kids
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