@MATEENSTEWARJ I’M GONNA GO SEE “BLACK PANTHER” A BUNCH OWBLACK PEOPLE AND THEN I’M GONNAtG0 SEE IT AGAIN ALONE THE DAW SO I CAN I KNOW WHAT llAPiENS IN THE MOVIE.
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When someone hands you a flyer, it’s like they’re saying, “here you throw this away.”
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BOB FREDERICKS I DO A MAJORITY OF THE GROCERY SHOPPING IN MY HOUSEHOLD I USE THE TERM “GROCERY SHOPPING” VERY LIBERALLY IT’S REALLY MORE OF A “CHEESE RUN”
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HOW t rmÜ r ki ylieu nner•na ositi 1 t ing ICan’ Wa t or Kourtney’s ann uncement hat e sn ming her next o e “Russian Probe”. ipsterocracy – Johnny Taylor
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People always say that if they had a time machine, they would use it to kill Hitler. If I had a time machine, I don’t think I would kill anyone. I don’t think time travel is the one thing holding me back from taking a human life. There are Hitleresque dictators out there right now […]
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I almost got arrested once for throwing gang signs. I looked at the cop and said “What, a black man can’t cast spells in this country anymore . . Yedoye Travis Adobe Spark
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YES, 1 AM FROM UTA ! AND NO I’M NOT MORMON, NOT EVERYONE FROM UTAH IS MORMON.. BUT THEY’R TRYING… ejGBLElGH
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ID People say I’m gay because I had an overbearing mother and an absentee father. That’s not why I’m gay, that’s why I’m an alcoholic. @MrFairyRoberts www.stevenrobertscomedian.com
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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back! “bunnieskirt
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I’m starting to realize the extent to which I enjoy watching other people fail might be unhealthy. There’s a video I found of a man getting dropped during a trust fall attempt, and it’s disturbing how hard I laugh every time I watch it. Particulary at the moment when the guy realizes he trusted the […]
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HAVING KIDS IS SELFISH BUT PEOPLE SAY YOU’RE CREATING A LIFE. AND THAT IS SELFLESS. WANT TOCREATE LIFE? A TREE. @JOETRICARICO
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“If you’re going to argue politics on social media, make sure your profile picture isn’t of you doing a keg stand.” @themikesicoli
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_’OB FREDERICKS’ I DO A MAJORITY OF THE GROCERY SHOPPING IN MY I USE THE TERM “GROCERY SHOPPING” VERY LIBERALLY BECAUSE IT’S REALLY MORE OF A “CHEESE RUN”
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PEOPLE SAY THEY GET A RUNNER’S HIGH FROM JOGGING. ADMITTEDLY, I HAVE TRIED JOGGING, BUT I NEVER INHALED. JUST PASSED OUT 90 SECONDS IN. @NICKOHLESSA
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