PEOPLE THINK IT’s REALLY FUNNY TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE BY THEIR OPPOSITES. IT’s FUNNY TO CALL A BIG FAT GUY , TINY. IT’s REALLY FUNNY TO CALL A SMALL CHILD, BIG GUY. AND IT’s REALLY FUNNY TO CALL A GUY WHO GOT AIDS, MAGIC.
[Continue reading] about OppositesI’m at the age where all my friends are getting married… for the second time
Second weddings are the best because they’re so much more honest. Weve all been to a first wedding and heard the exact same maid of honor speech: “The first time I saw you with Brad I said, ‘He’s the one.”‘ And we have to sit there thinking, ‘We know she’s pregnant. Stop lying to us, […]
[Continue reading] about I’m at the age where all my friends are getting married… for the second timeThe Pains Of Having Bad Health Insurance
My insurance sucks when it comes to covering mental illness. Like if I decided to kill myself by putting a bunch of rocks into my pocket and walking into the ocean, my insurance would charge me a copay on the rocks. i And then bill me for using an out-of-network body of water. Mike Amory […]
[Continue reading] about The Pains Of Having Bad Health InsuranceThis move is way easier when you’re T-Pain
I don’t understand the concept of a guy buying a girl a drink at a bar, because most of the time, the girl isn’t interested in the guy. She’s interested in the free drink. And the drink is not gonna sway her opinion on the guy. Because no girl has ever said, “Nah, I’m not […]
[Continue reading] about This move is way easier when you’re T-Painwhen I see a libtard
you dirty libs should get out of my country #notmypresident
AMERICA’S FIRST, NON CITIZEN, GAY, MUSLIM, AMERICA BLACK THUG PRESIDENT.
[Continue reading] about you dirty libs should get out of my country #notmypresidentThe Real Secret
Fellas, flowers is now you woo her. Slow motion leaping sideways through a Diate glass window is now you Jonn woo her. @davidcolumDOS
[Continue reading] about The Real Secretwhen libs say they hate freedom
I was single a long time.
I had been single a long time. Once I was getting some clothes out of the dryer and dropped a pair of my underwear on a cobweb and I thought, well…that is ironic. -Melissa Douty melissadouty.com Photo b Lf-favvu_J0 wes
[Continue reading] about I was single a long time.Kid Proof
If women could buy a 42 pack of Plan B at Target for $10, this fide Pod thing wouldn be problem. @bleezay
[Continue reading] about Kid ProofHip-Hop
To me, rap is the Berlin Wall of music, some people prefer the east side, some people prefer the west side…but Ronald Reagan hated all of it.
[Continue reading] about Hip-HopLiterally One in a Million . . .
I was a bit of a miracle baby. I mean the *one* time my mom had sex with a white guy … Scott Bolander scottbolanclef nbgndpranks.com
[Continue reading] about Literally One in a Million . . .Wearing crocs is like…
WEARING CROCS IS LIKE BEING BLOWN BY A DUDE IT FEELS GREAT UNTIL YOU LOOK DOWN AND REALIZE THAT YOU’RE GAY
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Hip-Hop
To me, rap music is a lot like the Berlin Wall of Music. Some people prefer the east side and some people prefer the wes side…but Ronald Reagen hated all of it!
[Continue reading] about Hip-HopRobot Uprising
After countless movies like The Matrix and Terminator, no one could have predicted that the robot uprising would begin with old people getting tricked by Russian Facebook memes. eremy kaplowitz ‘*Ail
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