People get too comfortable as relationships progress
You know the honeymoon phase is over when pooping stops bei Spa thing you Font of each during sex @BenBrouckaert
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Shock Therapy Parenting
My kids are 3 and 5, which means all they talk about is poop. You ask them what they want for dinner, they say, “Poop!” and laugh. You ask them if they want to watch a movie, they say, “l want to watch poop!” and laugh. I’m going to show them 2 girls 1 cup. […]
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I remember the first time I really got punished as a child. I watched as my dad slowly pulled off his leather belt … and stuck it in my mouth so the electric shocks wouldn’t make me bite through my tongue. Scott Bolander @scottbolander www.iantsandpranks.
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There’s a new “Passion of the Christ” —movie coming out. “Christ: Resurrection”. That’s the title. Apparently, Mel Gibsons has started stealing movie—titles for his Bible—movies from the Alien—franchisee In that case, I’m looking forward to “Christ vs. Predators” , where Jesus fights his way through the Vatican City.
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u – I know a up smokin gave rinkin usex, and food. He h hy right up to he killed himself. Johnny Carson
[Continue reading] about ClassicGetting the sweatshirt back really is the final step in a breakup.
If you somehow get your sweatshirt back from your ex, you absolutely need to wash it before you wear it again because it will smell just like her and smells are really closely tied to emotion. At best wearing it and smelling her all day will just make you kind of pissed off, at worst […]
[Continue reading] about Getting the sweatshirt back really is the final step in a breakup.I turned down a 401K in favor of 36D
I went to a strip club for the first time the other night, and before I went in, I withdrew $100 in cash out of my savings account, which might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever done. Because there was one night where I wanted to see boobs so badly that I delayed my […]
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Cold & Flu Season
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Home made wine is a lot like a toddler: if you made it, you better like it, because you’re stuck with it. Martin Savoie @MartSL
[Continue reading] about And your friends will take it to be politeI turned down a 401K in favor of 36D
I went to a strip club for the first time the other night, and before I went in, I withdrew $100 in cash out of my savings account, which might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever done. Because there was one night where I wanted to see boobs so badly that I delayed my […]
[Continue reading] about I turned down a 401K in favor of 36DExcited to see Black Panther!
@MATEENSTEWART I’M GONNA GO SEE-“BLACK PANTHER” WITH SOME BLACK PEOPLE in THEN I’M GONNA GO SEE IT AGAIN DAY, SO I CAN KNOW WHAT llAPiENS IN THE MOVIE.
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Female Deer Ticks (Ixodesscapularis) are highly effective pathogen vectors anci will sucka host until they are 100x their original size, transmitting diseases and infections Jus likeyour mom
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