I went to a strip club for the first time the other night, and before I went in, I withdrew $100 in cash out of my savings account, which might be the most pathetic thing I’ve ever done. Because there was one night where I wanted to see boobs so badly that I delayed my […][Continue reading] about I turned down a 401K in favor of 36D
@MATEENSTEWART I’M GONNA GO SEE-“BLACK PANTHER” WITH SOME BLACK PEOPLE in THEN I’M GONNA GO SEE IT AGAIN DAY, SO I CAN KNOW WHAT llAPiENS IN THE MOVIE.[Continue reading] about Excited to see Black Panther!
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@MATEENSTEWARJ I’M GONNA GO SEE “BLACK PANTHER” A BUNCH OWBLACK PEOPLE AND THEN I’M GONNAtG0 SEE IT AGAIN ALONE THE DAW SO I CAN I KNOW WHAT llAPiENS IN THE MOVIE.[Continue reading] about Excited to see BLACK PANTHER.
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People always say that if they had a time machine, they would use it to kill Hitler. If I had a time machine, I don’t think I would kill anyone. I don’t think time travel is the one thing holding me back from taking a human life. There are Hitleresque dictators out there right now […][Continue reading] about Time Travel
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ID People say I’m gay because I had an overbearing mother and an absentee father. That’s not why I’m gay, that’s why I’m an alcoholic. @MrFairyRoberts www.stevenrobertscomedian.com[Continue reading] about How A Fairy Got His Wings
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I’m starting to realize the extent to which I enjoy watching other people fail might be unhealthy. There’s a video I found of a man getting dropped during a trust fall attempt, and it’s disturbing how hard I laugh every time I watch it. Particulary at the moment when the guy realizes he trusted the […][Continue reading] about Extreme Schadenfreude
HAVING KIDS IS SELFISH BUT PEOPLE SAY YOU’RE CREATING A LIFE. AND THAT IS SELFLESS. WANT TOCREATE LIFE? A TREE. @JOETRICARICO[Continue reading] about Nature vs Nurture