VAPING SPECIFICALLY FOR THE CENTRE OF THE VENN DIAGRAM THAT INCLUDES PEOPLE WHO*WANT TO QUIT SMOKING AND PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BE DRAGONS. CHRIS PURCHASE
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Guilty Pleasure
i When I was in college, someone left a note on my dorm room door that said “I love you. Your secret admirer.” Accompanied by a picture of a cat. The thing is, why can’t you admire me publicly? I don’t want to be your guilty pleasure. Like I am the Nickelback of people. Mike […]
[Continue reading] about Guilty PleasureJust in time for Valentines Day. Steve Martin, crazy, drunk, bitter, honest, 1982.
All dames are alike . They reach down your throat, and pull it out. grab your heart… They throw it on the floor… and they step on it with their high heels . They oven, then They slam spit on it, shove it in the cook the shit out of it. slice it into little […]
[Continue reading] about Just in time for Valentines Day. Steve Martin, crazy, drunk, bitter, honest, 1982.Olympic puns are fun. Gold medal winners in bed.
I did a triple flip onceguringsex. Not sure how many points it was worth, but I totally, “nailed” it:.. and then I ended the program with a, “lutz” just be friends. @NickYBernal
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done with online dating t’s too fruså-ating talking somebne for days, finally getting their number and hen tell you “I’m underag great, well now I know 3 things about you 1st you’re willing to lie to 2nd you’re a child and 3rd most importantly you can’t keep a secret 72 ICOUVQt, AlexAvery @AIexAveryisdead
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I have a daughter and traditional parenting would have you believe That I-have Jo be in charge of her vagina. Which I am in no way qualified to do. I know more about horses than Ikh€wvabout vaginas, and if I had#o care for a horse, I’d for sure kill that horse. – Joke Baron
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If it’s illegal to be gay in North Korea, who’s choreographing those parades? @MrFairyRoberts stevenrobertscomedian.com
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THE BEST EKPERIENCE OF MY LIFE. SHE LOVED GOING DOWN ON ME BUT BECAUSE MY RAZOR BUMPS TOLD HER A STORY WHILE SHE WAS DOING IT.
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I’ve never been to a rodeo, and at this point I’m afraid to go, I jus@picture a bunch of rude-ass people bossing me around the whole time, And of course I have to obey them. It is my first rodeo, after all, Wes-Shatley
[Continue reading] about A Bunch of BullHow do you guys feel about guns?
They say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good with a gun… but I think that’s jus S 2ish someone who wants t sell two @nateborgman
[Continue reading] about How do you guys feel about guns?Light Bulbs
ometimes I j •sh my hands were light bulbs. .,. So I could b ten everyone’s da . @alex
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Blackout
Whether it’s blowjobs, erotic asphyxiatio or domestic violenée, it seems like me are constantly choking hazard 72 ICOUVQt, AlexAvery @AIexAveryisdead
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SOME MURDERERS ONLY GET 25 YEARS, SO THEY DEBTS BEFORE MOST STUDENTS. @NICKOHLESSA
[Continue reading] about They also have better job placement programsNo Game
‘s your Btoty•t THE OTHER SAW A GIRLATTHE BAR AND I TRIED TO GET HER RHONE NUMBER, BUT SHE HAVE NO GAME. SO PULLED HER STOOL OUT FROM UNDER HER AND SCREAMED JENGA. @DANBUBUTZJR
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