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I’ve been cheated on, but I’ve never been cheated off of. Which are 2 different ways of saying: I’m not a very smart man. Ty ohen
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HARDEST PART OF DIVORCE IS TO TELL YOUR CHILD WHY PARENTS GOT DIVORCED. MINE IS EAT —SOME PUSSY.”
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Every First Lady has a pet project or charity they focus on. Michelle Obama picked fighting besity. A noble fight if ever there was one. Politically it impresses me. She picked the one cause “Where the people affected would never resist. A.Ohat are we gonna do, organize a march? We would be playing right into […]
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When someone says “Jesus loves you” I feel like a girl in middle school. “Oh my god… really?” “Isn’t he like a big deal?” “Why couldn’t he tell me himself?” @RichardSarvate
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N. I heard some people saying that some sports have no reason to be gentrified. Like curling for example. Although, if I want to watch a man yelling at a woman to sweep the floor, I’ll just visit my parents… Martin Savoie @MartSL
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I can’t afford rent in L.A.
I can’t afford rent in central L.A. anymore, So I moved into a Cloud of smog above the Staples Center, I get charged two grand a month- there isn’t even a floor. -Nav Chima
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I’m often disappointed by so-called modern conveniences The other night I bought a TV dinner And it still refused to sleep with me @TheChrisSchmidt
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#STANDINGUPRIGHTATTHEQPE THE BOY BANDS I HATE THE MOST ARE THE JONAS BROTHER, ONE DIRECTION AND IS’S. YOU MIGHT BE THINK- ING, “WAIT A SECOND. É OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.” E CORRECAONE DIRECTIO WAS NOT ÅMERIC FAULT. – MO ANAD HIEKY @MOHANADELSHIEKY
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I don’t smoke pot much because I’m not very good at it. Like one night, I was hanging out with a girl, and she had a bong. I originally didn’t want to smoke, but I didn’t want to look uncool. So I took a hit of the bong, which was a huge mistake. Because afterwards, […]
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1 WANTED TO BE CELIBATE, SO 1 WAS GOING TO BUY A CHASTITY BELT. BUT 1 COULDN’T AFFORD ONE. SO 1 BOUGHT A TOY WWE CHAMPIONSHIP BELT INSTEAD. NOW, NOT ONLY DO PEOPLE KNOW I’M NOT HAVING SEX, BUT THEY KNOW M THE WORLDWIDE C AMPION OF NOT HAVING -DAVID POTASHNIK
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#STANDINGUPRIGHTATTHEQPE THE BOY BANDS I HATE THE MOST ARE THE JONAS BROTHER, ONE DIRECTION RND IS’S. YOOMIGHT BE THINK- ING, “WAIT n SECOND. OF THESE IS NOT LIKE THE OTHERS.” E CORRECT. ONE DIAECTIO SNOT ÅMERIC FAULT. – MOHANAD HIEKY @MOHANADELSHIEKY
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