I saw a study online that said 1 out of every 10 oeoole is gay. IVe had sex with 10 people, so that really weirds me out. Statistically, that means at least one of those dudes was orobably gay. NatBaimeI
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It’s weird how some religions discourage you from having orgasms, because that’d be @NatBaimeI the easiest way to convert new members. Every time a guy finishes there should be a Jehova’s Witness ready to sidle up next to them like, “Did you enjoy that, friend? God did it for you! Don’t believe me? Why do […]
[Continue reading] about Come unto meA possible deterrent to mass shooters
Whenever there’s a mass shooting the news should never broadcast the killer’s name, face, or motivation. That’s the attention they’re all looking for. Instead, they should only announce their PornHub browsing history. That is NOT the legacy they want to leave behind. They die shooting up a mall in Utah and all anyone remembers about […]
[Continue reading] about A possible deterrent to mass shootersDance fever.
My girlfriend and I have been taking dancing lessons so we can re-enact that iconic scene from Dirty Dancing, The one where Johnny holds Baby above his head, We’ve been going to class about two months now and she’s dropped me every time. thejeremyricci
[Continue reading] about Dance fever.Mitch Hedberg’s comedy was truly in a league of its own.
WHENEVER I GO TO-SHAVE, I ASSUME THERE’S ELSE ON THE PLANET SHAVING… …SO I GONNA GO SHAVE, TOO.” mematic.
[Continue reading] about Mitch Hedberg’s comedy was truly in a league of its own.It’s true.
Dating online is finally normal. Meeting someone online today is like meeting someone at church 30 years ago. But with far less rape. aughatdenise
[Continue reading] about It’s true.I made myself sad.
I got into a fight with someone at a bar and they brought out my favorite high school ‘insult: “the last time you had pussy is when pussy had ou.” joke was on him though, I was a c-section. @Tleflen
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High Schools changed a lot since I was a kid. It’s hard to imagine being stuffed in a locker for safety reasons. @lawrencerosales
[Continue reading] about ChangesMy standupshot was stolen by the twitterati. Any advice?
Come for the cats, stay for the empathy. BECOME A REDDITOR and start exploring. How do you guys feel about guns? i.redd.it 15.8k C) submitted 2 days ago by aeiouicup 451 comments share save hide report They say the only way to stop a bad guy with a gun is a good with a gun… […]
[Continue reading] about My standupshot was stolen by the twitterati. Any advice?Prequel to Cujo
Steven King titled a book 11/23/63 and it effectively taught me the date of the Kennedy assassination. Which makes me wish Steven King had started his career by writing a children’s book called Doggies Can’t Eat Chocolate. @TheChrisSchmidt
[Continue reading] about Prequel to CujoWhat’s in a name?
If you think about it, your Social Security Number is your real name. There are many other Jeremy Kaplowitzes in the world. But no one else is named 214-39-1843. 214-39-1843 / geremysmiles
[Continue reading] about What’s in a name?Uncle Chris’s Cabin
For Black History Month, I committed to making an effort to empathize with what it means to be a black man in 2018. So I’ve been watching To Catch a Predator. Tme after time, people of my race are systematically setup by the police and arrested without having actually committed a crime. they are manipulated […]
[Continue reading] about Uncle Chris’s CabinHereditary – @bradycomedy
The trivial pursuit of happiness
Trivial pursuit isn’t jGst a gam 72 ICOUVQt, it’s all of your hopes and dreams AlexAvery @AIexAveryisdead
[Continue reading] about The trivial pursuit of happinessShould’ve done my homework…
During my years in school* I was cheated on, but never cheated off of. I now realize that these statements are both true because I didn’t do enough work at home. Ty ohen
[Continue reading] about Should’ve done my homework…haha! this joke is so funny!
Why did the football coach go to the bank? To get his quarter back! “bunnieskirt
[Continue reading] about haha! this joke is so funny!