“l wanted to get in shape so I took Taekwondo for a bit. And by a bit, mean one class… …it was an online class. QBrian Apprille FOLLOW @COMEDYBRIAN www.ComedyBrian.com f YouTube
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If you think that natural disasters are bad now then just wait until corporate sponsors purchase naming rights. Imagine having to evacuate from Tropical Storm Jostens. Jake Ward @cake_sword
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Why do black oeoole only have nightmares? Because we shot the only oneth’t Follow me@ @hypemaster_l
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PEOPLE THINK IT’s REALLY FUNNY TO CALL OTHER PEOPLE BY THEIR OPPOSITES. IT’s FUNNY TO CALL A BIG FAT GUY , TINY. IT’s REALLY FUNNY TO CALL A SMALL CHILD, BIG GUY. AND IT’s REALLY FUNNY TO CALL A GUY WHO GOT AIDS, MAGIC. -DAVID POTASHNIK
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Did you hear about the Italian chet that died? He pasta way. FOIIOW me ‘@auti sti csperg FREE DOWNLOAD of Ben Rosenfeld’s comedy Album: BigBenComedy.com/reddit
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Heartbreak
MATT COME They say the best wayto get over someone is to get under someone So I’m just out here really trying to get hit a car @MattBachus
[Continue reading] about HeartbreakMr. Kanye West for President
Kanye running for president in 2020 is going to be great, it’ll be the Republican National Convention, Donald Trump is about to accept the Republican nomination, when suddenly Kanye West will be on stage saying, “Yo, Donald, I’m really happy for you and Imma let you finish, but China has one of the greatest walls […]
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The Winter Olympics are for the people who say “Why isn’t there a WHITE history month?” Ill Wayne Cousins @cousinwayne
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DIFFERENCE BETWEEN IMMIGRANTS AND REFUGEES O IMMIGRANTS DECIDE TO MOVE, PACK THEIR REFUGEES FIGHT TO GET ON THE FUCKEN PLANE.
[Continue reading] about Immigrants vs refugeesI’m yelling out Mr. Kanye West for president
We need Kanye West to run for president in 2020 because he’s the only man who can match Donald Trump’s bullshit. Sure, Donald may have threatened nuclear war on twitter, but Kanye fixed wolves. Other politicians can’t handle Trump because they won’t sink to his level, but Kanye West will. Donald Trump is going to […]
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11m writing a sequel to Rain Man called Rain Men, but instead of Tom Cruise’s character, it’ll have two Dustin Hoffman’s And instead of a well thought out card counting heist, it’ll just be two guys doingo Who’s onåF(rst. in the@bby of casino for 3 hours @bennettbrowntm BENNETTT.COM
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Planes
WEARING A SEATBELT ON PLANES @NEELKOUIATKAR IS ABOUT AS USEFUL AS WEARING A coN00M IN A WARZONE
[Continue reading] about PlanesDating Is Hard For Me
Dating is hard for me because I look like Ray Romano’s cousin. I look like an unemployed magician. I look like the manager of Best Buy. ; I look like a guy who sells homemade beef jerky out of a van. : I look like the lovechild of Jon Lovitz and Jeff Goldblum. And surprisingly, […]
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