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[Continue reading] about Transginger – @bradycomedy“The shooter would have found another way to harm people — guns are a scapegoat”
-EVERY TIME THERE’S ANOTHER MASS SHOOTING, SOMEONE GOES ON TV TO MAKE THE CASE THAT GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE, PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE AND THAT PEOPLE COULD JUST AS EASILY COMMIT MASS MURDERS WITH KNIVES” -IF 100 PEOPLE EVER GOT STABBED AT THE SAME TIME, IN THE SAME PLACE BY THE SAME PERSON, YOU KNOW WHAT […]
[Continue reading] about “The shooter would have found another way to harm people — guns are a scapegoat”Don’t drink the Kool-Aid
1 USED TO BE IN A CULT, BUT BEFORE WE ALL COMMITTED GROUP SUICIDE BY DRINKING THE KOOL-AID, 1 SNAPPED OUT OF IT AND BROKE THE PUNCH BOWL. PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED AND EVEN CRYING, BUT 1 KNEW THAT 1 SAVED THEM FROM THE APPY 8TH BIRTHDAY RGARET CULT. A ID POTASHNIK
[Continue reading] about Don’t drink the Kool-AidBack to the Drawing Board
[After the Apocalypse] God: *Sigh* 0K. Thistime I’m goingto makefthem all the same color. AND goog
[Continue reading] about Back to the Drawing BoardI don’t want anyone to fall in love with me… || netflixstandup.com
MY MOM TOLD ME THAT IF I’M PATIENT, I’LL BE ABLE TO FIND TRUE LOVE. SO, I’M TRYING NOT TO BE PATIENT. I DON’T REALLY WANT ANYONE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ME. I’VE SEEN A COUPLE NICHOLAS SPARKS MOVIES. THAT SHIT LOOKS FUCKING ROUGH JACOB LITFIELD GET-LITFIELD STREAMING NOW!
[Continue reading] about I don’t want anyone to fall in love with me… || netflixstandup.comWhat’s in the box?
THINK DONALD TRUMP IS DISRESPECTFUL TO MEXICANS? TRY THE TACOS AT JACK ‘WTHE BOX. BLT COMEDY ANTAONIOCOMEDY.COM
[Continue reading] about What’s in the box?Stress-Hanger
I’m sure those massage parlors are wonderful, but nobody gives stress-relieving “happy endings” like Planned Parenthood. @Inf_Adel
[Continue reading] about Stress-HangerStress-Hanger
I’m sure those massage parlors are wonderful, but nobody gives stress-relieving “happy endings” like Planned Parenthood. @Inf_Adel
[Continue reading] about Stress-HangerShootings, History, and Necessity
LIKE YOV I “School shootings are a necessary force within the education atmosphere. They’re like extinction events. They thin out the herd at random. No preference. Cats, dogs, lizards, dinosaurs. Those water cockroach things. Jocks, nerds, Sallies, Chads. Those transfer student cockroach things, what are those called? Turks?” *Laughs* “I’m just sayin’. Triassic, Jurassic, Cretaceous, […]
[Continue reading] about Shootings, History, and Necessityanother day! (fixed), sorry Im new to this site :)
All around me are familiar faces Worn-out places, worn-out faces Bright and early for theirdålyraces Going nowhere, going nowbere Their tears are filling up theirælasses No expression, noexpressi8n Hide my head, I wanna drown No tomorrow, notomorrow [Hook] And I find it kind offunny I find it kind of sad The dreams in which T […]
[Continue reading] about another day! (fixed), sorry Im new to this site :)another day!
All around me are familiar faces Worn-out places, worn-out faces Bright and early for their dåly races Going nowhere, going nowbere Their tears are filling up theirglasses No expression, no expressi8n Hide my head, I wanna drown m sorrow No tomorrow, no tomorrow [Hook] And I find it kind of funny I find it kind […]
[Continue reading] about another day!A Not-So-Happy Valentine’s Day.
My girlfriend has a stance on roleplay. She won’t do it unless we get more black representation. /@sebfazio
[Continue reading] about A Not-So-Happy Valentine’s Day.The internet is a rabbit hole
@tomsegura You ever go down a rabbit hole online, And you’re like, “I’m shopping for the private jet that beSt suits my needs!” “Fifty three million dollars…” and then like six hours have gone by. “I think I found it, this is it right here, the G550. How much is this? Place order…” “Well, maybe […]
[Continue reading] about The internet is a rabbit holeAs seen on America’s Got Talent and Letterman!
My wife a rich’doctor. I take @TheJoeMatarese Adderall becaus I have Otand Up, Sit Down Anger Issue ocas I Whileshe’s out there curing ills, I’m at home poppin’ FUCKIN’ pills!!
[Continue reading] about As seen on America’s Got Talent and Letterman!Trying to relate to Olympic figure skaters…
I did a triple flip onceguringsex. Not sure how many points it was worth, but I totally, “nailed” it:.. and then I ended the program with a, “lutz” just be friends. @NickYBernal
[Continue reading] about Trying to relate to Olympic figure skaters…Ouija
in some cases a Ouija board i a suicide hotliné, If you’re too late AlexAvery @AIexAveryisdead 72 ICOUVQt,
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