Here’s what it’s like to be a millennial: It’s using a public restroom for the first time and seeing that it’s broken. And when you notify someone that it’s broken, they blame you for breaking it. “Vo, this was like this when I got here!” “Well, either fix it by yourself, which nobody has been […]
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Angela Owen Walker I’m a proud mom. Well, almost. My son is a doctor. My daughter is 30.
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IS IT JUST ME, OR HAS ANYONE EISE NOTICED THE Of DIVERSITY IN BOLLYWOOD FILMS? @REA[fAKEMATTK
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I started losing my hair when I was 18 years old. Which really messed me up Because do you know how hard it is to buy weed in highschool? When everyone thinks you’re the substitute teacher? Twitter @James_Stan_Lee 1
[Continue reading] about Balding sucksI got a new photo with a lot of space in it so I thought I’d ruin it with this text!
I don’t drink anymore. One time I got so drunk at an airport bar I had to take a taxi home. Which really sucks because I was supposed to take a plane to Chicago. Luckily it was Spirit Airlines so the price was the same. @PatrickHastie
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Everyone’s so wrapped up in politics today. I stay out of it. I think the last person I voted for was Kony 2012. insta & twitter @setthro
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I started losing my hair when I was 18 years old. Which really messed me up Because do you know how hard it is to buy weed in highschool? When everyone thinks you’re the substitute teacher? Twitter @James_Stan_Lee 1
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I WAS WATCHING MOTHER AND SON PORN THE OTHER DAY AND THE SON LD. “I’M GONN IANGUAGE! HEN NICE TO SEE THERE’S STILL GOOD PARENTS @REAlfAKEMATTK
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Health experts recommend turning off all screens two hours before bedtime. And do what? If I turn off all my screens two hours before bedtime That’s the new bedtime. James Etchison ajamesetchison Ojamesetchinsta OOJames Etchison
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I took a Harry Potter quiz to see which house I’d be in. The results said Ild be a hog wart… insta & twitter @setthro
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I hated school as a kid. IBUtny mother would always say: “You should enjoy One day you’ll have to work for a living.” (laughs) No, I won’t, Ma. I’m gonna be a comedian! @ArthurFleck
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If I put any incriment of time in a Facebook Message, my phone will set a reminder. My buddy and I had a bad show recently so I messaged him, “no worries, we’ll get ’em next week”. Sure enough, one week later, I get a notification on my phone that just says “GET ‘EM!” I […]
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The thing about escape rooms is you only ever hear how great they are from people who actually got out, @bretforrest89
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They say that taking care of things now instead of later, is you doing a favor for your future self. One little problem with that theory: I didn’t like Scott in the past, and I don’t like Scott now. So I’m pretty sure future Scott can go Scott Bolander fuck himself. @scottbolander www.rantsandpranks.
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What does having crippling depression and depressing a cripple have in common? Understanding that without a crutch in life, you’d probably just fall down and be left to die alone. 7
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People say you cant get high the first time you smoke Which is crazy to me because I got high as fuck the first time I smoked So now I think people just don’t know how to smoke crack correctly
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