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When I told my dad I was getting married, he got all philosophical. He said, “Did you know most people die twice? Second time, you have pallbearer. First time, ring bearer.” I was like, “Dad you’re on your third marriage. By your own logic, you’ve come back to life more than Jesus.” Ben Rosenfeld’s Comedy […]