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I’m starting to realize the extent to which I enjoy watching other people fail might be unhealthy. There’s a video I found of a man getting dropped during a trust fall attempt, and it’s disturbing how hard I laugh every time I watch it. Particulary at the moment when the guy realizes he trusted the […]
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