1 WANTED TO BE CELIBATE,
SO 1 WAS GOING TO BUY A
CHASTITY BELT. BUT 1
COULDN’T AFFORD ONE. SO 1
BOUGHT A TOY WWE
CHAMPIONSHIP BELT
INSTEAD. NOW, NOT ONLY DO
PEOPLE KNOW I’M NOT
HAVING SEX, BUT THEY KNOW
M THE WORLDWIDE
C AMPION OF NOT HAVING
-DAVID POTASHNIK