I don’t smoke pot much because
I’m not very good at it.
Like one night, I was hanging out
with a girl, and she had a bong. I
originally didn’t want to smoke, but I
didn’t want to look uncool. So I took a
hit of the bong, which was a huge mistake.
Because afterwards, I started coughing for
a solid 15 minutes, and she laughed
at me the entire time.
I originally said yes to smoking pot
because I didn’t want to look uncool
by saying the phrase “Hugs, not drugs.”
As it turns out, it’s way less cool to say
the phrase “l need my inhaler.”
– Alex Schubert
@bigschubes