A few years back I was a broom and dustpan operator at a zoo.
One day I hear this kid whining, ‘This place sucks! I waÅna go to a
petting zoo!” I instantly hated this kid with all of my being.
I said to him, “Every zoo is a petting zoo, if you’re not little puss !”
Well, his older brother loved that. “Ha ha! Yeah, you little pussy! ‘
and for the next 4 hours, at every exhibit it was,
‘Whatcha waiting for, pussy? Go pet it, pussy!’
I was doing drive-bys, ‘Pussy.’
Everywhere this little bastard looked, was there staring t him.
The crowd would part and I’d be there like Palpatine. ‘ Do it!’
He’d look across the enclosure and I’d be mouthing it at im.
“Puuuuuuu-ssyyyyyy!”
“Pussy!
All day long: “Touch the crocodile, pussy!’ “Touch the lion, pussy!”
“Touch the gorilla,pussy! ”
Anyway, long story short, that’s why Harambe died.
@CharlesinGuelph