“1 stopped in a convenience store, I’m
waiting in line to pay and the guy in
front of me puts down a dozen
doughnuts, two big bags of Doritos,
one of those cheap one gallon bottles
of the generic brand fruit punch,
and a nasty old rotting banana.
He turns to the clerk and says to him
“my girlfriend just had an operation
shecan only eat certain things’ .
I look at him and 1 go ‘ya right what
did she have, a bong•hit transplant?”
-Tom Myers
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