They say “a drunken
man’s words are a
sober man’s
thoughts. ” Which is
absolutely insane,
because one time this
drunk homeless dude
yelled “Fuck you! You
look like a cool
ranch dorito! ”
And if this man’s
sober thoughts are
that I, a male human
being, look like a
delicious triangular
corn chip, then I’m
absolutely terrified
to imagine what his
drunken thoughts of
me must be.
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