man, fuck California. “but
it has the most to offer”
101 what? of course it does.
that’s what happens when
you monopolize the entirety
of warm weather Pacific
coastal land: you put a gun
to the head of all people
trying to live somewhere
pleasant
and mother fuck
in-n-out burger.
—a prime example of
Californians being so
far up their own asses
they can’t even see
when they’re just eating
5 Guys style McDonald’s
ingredients cooked on
a George foreman in a
dairy queen bathroom