THE UNiTED STATES
OF RUSSiA
BEN ROSENFELD
MY FRIENDS JUST GOT ENGAGED.
THEY’RE PLANNING THEIR WEDDING,
AND HE WANTS A PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING THEME.
BUT SHE WANTS A STAR TREK THEME.
AND I THINK WE CAN ALL AGREE THAT NO MATTER WHO WINS,
THE REAL LOSER WILL BE THEIR CHILDREN.
COMEDY
DYNAM’CS