I always thought it was strange
that old guys insist on
marching all over the gym
locker room totally nude.
Then I became an old guy.
And realized you want to
parade your junk around
because your dick is actually
the only part of your body that
does not get old.
I mean— at 48 years of age my
dick has exactly same number
of wrinkles as it did when I
was an 18 year old.