Second weddings are the best because they’re so
much more honest. Weve all been to a first wedding
and heard the exact same maid of honor speech:
“The first time I saw you with Brad I said,
‘He’s the one.”‘
And we have to sit there thinking, ‘We know
she’s pregnant. Stop lying to us, Amber.”
But the best man speech at a second
wedding? He stands up in the middle
of that ADDIebee’s and goes:
“The first time I saw you with Starla I thought,
‘Dude… you’re married. What are you doing?”‘
NatBaimel