Too drunk friends are like
plants.
They are usually green and
green things start coming out
of them, they get real thirsty
so you have to water them,
and after some time passes
they start drooping towards
the ground.
I always think they’d be great
in my apartment but they just
end up dying from neglect so I
have to throw them in the
garbage.
– Becca Tham
@béc_cat_ahem