It’s weird how some religions discourage you
from having orgasms, because that’d be
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the easiest way to convert new members.
Every time a guy finishes there should be a
Jehova’s Witness ready to sidle up next to
them like, “Did you enjoy that, friend?
God did it for you! Don’t believe me?
Why do you think you screamed His
name when it happened?”
Then drop a pamphlet, leave, and pray
they glance at it while using it to
wipe themselves off.