I bought my 8 year old a Spider-Man
encyclopedia.
He kept asking how different characters got
their powers and I kept giving him the same
fake answer.
“How did Black Cat get her powers?”
“She was bitten by a radioactive black cat.”
“How did Scorpion get his powers?”
“He was stung by a radioactive scorpion.”
“How did Shocker get his powers? ”
“He got two radioactive in the pink and
one radioactive in the stink.”
‘What?!”
“I said, ‘let’s get an encyclopedia!'”
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