I think the cool thing about being a parent
is you get to run a bunch of experiments
on your kids.
Which is why when I’m a parent
I’m going to have two sons.
I’m going to circumcise one and not the other,
and then just kind of…see how they’re different.
“He’s in law school – he’s in rehab.
You’ll never guess who’s who!”
@Ron_Flem