Why did we give Fauci such a hard time
about throwing a bad first pitch at that
baseball game?
That was exactly the pitch I WANT from
the guy in charge of corona. The farther
away the ball is the plate, the sooner this
is all over.
Also, the whole idea of the opening pitch
is stupid. They’re like “Hey, you knowathis
game that people spend their whole lives
practicing to get good at and retire at 35?
Let’s have an 80 old nerd start us off.”
The average speed of an MLB pitcher is
90 miles an hour. This guy won’t DRIVE
over 62.
tLY/Sted
-Joe Medoff
@Jokesmedoff
Joemedoff.com