went out for drinks with
a friend, we stayed until
the bar closed. Next day I
texted him: “Dude, I got
so drunk last night, I blew
a hundo!”
. Like spent
$100. My phone
autocorrected to “Blew a
• hindi.”
My friend texted back, “If
you needed money for a
itaxi, you should have
asked.”
@nickmartinello