l’
I wanted to make my marriage proposal a surprise,
so I proposed on my birthday.
They nevpr exoect that right? It’s like,
its my birthday, it’s blowjob day.
So I got down on one knee and said,
‘Will you be, my tax deduction?”
She said, “Oh my god! I make more money than you.
Will you be my tax dependent?”
I said, “I W2 you too.”
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